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I dun hav ma own hp, dats totally fine 4 me...
I nvr had a bf, dats totally cool 4 me...
I'ma moron, dats totally wicked!...
I hav besties, dats a total thumbs-up!...
I try to change, itz a total disaster!

Friday, July 10, 2009

room 000 plz

once, there were 3 ppl died n entered hell
a shoemaker, a carpenter n a bitch
so, d headjudge of hell asked
"i giv u 1 last chance to cntribute to d world
n prove hell is not d place where u belong"
so, the shoemaker answered,
"i will make every single human in diz world a pair of shoes"
n so, he did..
he is rewarded a golden key
dat allows him to enter heaven
next, d carpenter
"i will use my bare hands n make furnitures for d entire world"
so, he did too gt a golden key
lastly, d bitch
"i will satisfy every single man living in this world"
she did n everyman is satisfied with her work
n so, d headjudge handed her a silver key
"y did i gt a silver key? y dey gt golden keys..?"
"well, dat key is to my room"!!


dt class="comment-poster" id="c4417611902580439669"> Blogger fatheen™ said...

haha funny sial

July 11, 2009 at 6:22 AM  
dt class="comment-poster" id="c437434258507384133"> Blogger -ShAnU- said... pnya lawak nie! ikut2..

July 11, 2009 at 8:20 AM  
dt class="comment-poster" id="c994810759584581715"> Blogger niCole said...

kim punya!
share2 bha..
funny ka?
lau dgr kim ceta ari tue lg la lwak!

July 11, 2009 at 10:16 PM  

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