room 000 plz

once, there were 3 ppl died n entered hell
a shoemaker, a carpenter n a bitch
so, d headjudge of hell asked
"i giv u 1 last chance to cntribute to d world
n prove hell is not d place where u belong"
so, the shoemaker answered,
"i will make every single human in diz world a pair of shoes"
n so, he did..
he is rewarded a golden key
dat allows him to enter heaven
next, d carpenter
"i will use my bare hands n make furnitures for d entire world"
so, he did too gt a golden key
lastly, d bitch
"i will satisfy every single man living in this world"
she did n everyman is satisfied with her work
n so, d headjudge handed her a silver key
"y did i gt a silver key? y dey gt golden keys..?"
"well, dat key is to my room"!!